Your AI assistant.
No app. Just a phone number.

Hsartia screens your calls when you can't. Texts you the ones that matter. Bounces the rest. Set up in four minutes.

Choose your assistant
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Telemarketers know your number. Robocalls find you anyway.

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You miss real calls because you screen everything.

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Your other AI is in an app you forgot to open.

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The cheap AI screeners all sound like robots. Yours doesn't.

Three assistants. Same job.

Pick the voice you want answering your line.

R

Reginald

Posh British butler

Dignified, dry, unflappable. Says "I'm afraid" and means it. Treats telemarketers with crisp courtesy on the way out.

H

Hailey

Warm, friendly assistant

American. Sounds like the most competent friend you have. Direct but kind. Won't let you miss anything important.

F

Frank

No-bullshit American male

Short sentences. Direct. Doesn't suffer fools. Bounces junk faster than the others, takes real messages without ceremony.

How it works

Four steps. Four minutes.

  1. Pick your assistant.

  2. We call you to get to know you. Takes about four minutes.

  3. Set up call forwarding. We text you the exact code for your carrier.

  4. From then on, your assistant picks up when you can't. Texts you what matters.

Pricing

$90/month

Premium voice. Real conversations. Not the cheap-AI nonsense.

30-day money-back guarantee. Cancel anytime. No contracts.

Choose your assistant

Who it's for

Solopreneurs. Tradespeople. Parents. ADHD adults. People who have PO boxes for a reason. People with elderly parents. Anyone who hates the phone but can't avoid it.

Not for: people who answer their phone every time. (Lucky you.)