Your calls, screened by someone with personality.
Pick a character and a plan. You get a dedicated number that answers your calls, figures out who actually needs you, and texts you the rest. Telemarketers don't get through.
Get your line → How it worksBase
$49/mo
- Screens every call in your chosen voice
- Texts you messages in real time, urgent ones flagged
- Give out your Hsartia number and verified-urgent callers ring straight through to your cell
- Or forward your existing number — everything reaches you by text
- Telemarketers get hung up on
Premium
$69/mo
- Everything in Base
- Your persona roasts telemarketers — stays on the line, wastes their time
- The roast transcript gets texted to you
- …and shows up in your dashboard
How it works
Four minutes, all self-serve. No app to install.
1
Sign upPick a personality and a plan, tell us who to always let through.
2
PaySecure checkout. We provision your dedicated number.
3
Connect your phoneShare your new number directly, or forward your existing one — we text you the carrier code.
4
RelaxYour assistant screens calls and texts you what matters. Manage everything in your dashboard.
Pick your personality
One voice answers your line. On Premium, that same voice is what ruins a telemarketer's afternoon.
Reginald
Polished butler, measured gravitas
Hailey
Warm, friendly, gets things done
Marcus
Deep, calm authority you trust
Sofia
Bilingual English & Spanish
Dev
Confident, polished, easy-going